Strange Lingo / Slang..

[Shoofty_As]

Roger That Captain !!!

Off Like A Fish Milkshake !!

Flat out Like a Lizzard Drinkin !~ Just to name a few - I love these and use them quite often around home and the workplace...

Got any others Let me know so I can steal them off ya. :

[Yum-Yum]

heres some for when you go to urinate lol
"I'm off to shake hands with the unemployed"
"I'm off to slap the maggot"

When doing No.2's lol
"the goods trains arrived"
"gotta cut a piece off"
"DOH!!! The turtles gonna show it's head"

[Mk II]

My uncle uses these all the time, things like:
Flat out like a centerpeid (sp) skipping,
Flat out like a one legged kick boxer,
Off like a bucket of prawns in the sun

Mk II

[eb_5litre]

Dry as a nuns nasty.
Got to release a chocolate hostage.
Going to choke an irishman.
Shake hands with the bishop.
Taking some kids to the pool.
Giving birth to a brown baby boy.
See you round like a rissole.

[troppo]

Flash as a rat with a gold tooth
Queer as a 3 dollar bill
Bouncing around like a slack d1ck in a shirt sleeve
Let's make like a shepherd and get the flock outta here
Let's make like a tree and leave

And one for the wire-jerkers
Start pulling like a 14 year old

[AC]

If americans call shoes "Kicks" do they call gloves "Punches" ? :rolleyes:



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[rapidxr6]

"i'm off to lay a cable" No.2
"bum-nuts" toilet paper rolls.
"off like a cut cat" leaving the scene in a hurry
"It's a bit pearl harbour this morning" nasty nip in the air.
"case of the scours" gastro-intestinal problems.

[pauljh74]

An older relative of someone I know when he burps or farts says
"Had to evict that one, it wasn't paying the rent"

[Falcon_Phill]

Originally Posted by eb_5litre

Got to release a chocolate hostage.

hahaha nice one

[Dave_au]

Flat out like roadkill
Dry as a nun's nacho

[Mk II]

Better then a poke in they eye with a blunt stick
You couldnt organize a root in a brothel
You couldnt drive a greasy stick up a dogs bum

[thefargo]

as camp as a row of tents

[aimzes]

shaking like a dog s****** razor blades.

sticks like s*** to a blanket.

[toby123]

Originally Posted by Yum-Yum

heres some for when you go to urinate lol
"I'm off to shake hands with the unemployed"
"I'm off to slap the maggot"

My favourite to use is

"I'm off to drain the main vein"

[AC]

Originally Posted by toby123

My favourite to use is

"I'm off to drain the main vein"

Another is... "Time to walk the Dog"

[BA Bakes]

"As busy as a brick layer in Bagdad" (spelling)
"As busy as a one-legged man in an *** kicking contest"
"As dry as a dead dingos donga"
"As thick as two short planks"
"He must has have two d!cks, you can't be that stupid just playin' with one"
"Does a bear ИИИИИ in the woods"
"Off like a brides nightie"

[ratman]

my mates got a few crackers he always uses :

* she's as ugly as a boiled thong
* gday luv, show us ya gutted possum
* she's had more pricks than a second hand dart board
* she's had more bangs than a dunny door
* that cars had more hits than elvis

[Chippar]

Useless as tits on a bull.
Useless as an ashtray on a motorbike.
Is the pope catholic. (used instead of saying 'yes')
Stone the bloody crows.
A sandwich short of a picnic. (a loony dude)
Only 15 bob in the quid. (An oldie, means as above)
As silly as a cut snake.
As thick as two bricks.

[Scott]

Happy as a one legged lesbian on a pogo stick; (a happy person)
Gotta drop the kids off at the pool; (toilet)
Burp the Worm; (Figure it out - stolen from CAMS290)
Slick as sh1t through a goose; (a very slick person)
Head like a half sucked mango; (ugly person)
Head like a smashed crab; (ugly person)
Look's like a bulldog eating custard; (ref to a female after.... nevermind.)
Ugly as a hat full of a$$holes; (ugly person)
Dumb as a box of hammers; (a dull person)
Funny as a fire in an orphanage; (something not funny)
Does a one legged duck swim in a circle; (answer ýes")
He'd be like a softserve machine blowing up (ref to a 1st timer);
Happy like a happy man on happy day; (a happy person)
Shake the hairy lettuce; (female toilet)
Split the whiskers; (female toilet)

[NEG]

going to the toilet for No1: mind me pint, I gotta take a slashing.
and for No2:: Gotta take the kids to the pool.


EDIT: GHH8TR damn beat me to it:P

[blackers10]

fresh out the bag(somthing just out)
tank with legs(fat person)
face like a fingered goat(ugly)
face like a dropped pie (ugly)
tight as a nuns C***(tight as it can get)

skeet skeet (what ever the hell that means??)

[DENKO]

this guy asked me at the pub the other day "what do u do for a crust?" i didnt have a clue wat he was on about anyone understand it?

[blackers10]

what is ur occupation..

bread winner is the money earner of the house
so u earn a crust coz we are low income monkeys these days:(

[DENKO]

ok thanx for making it clear for me!
good slang"YOUR 2 beers short of a slab"

[normxb]

Like a "shag on a rock" (something that stands out)
"He's an Irish Dozen" (11, not 12 = not all there)
"it's the ducks guts" (good)
"lower than a snakes belly" (not good)
"they're like A$$holes" (everyones got one)
"He's got a 10 gallon hat with a 2 pint head" (swelled head)
"shake hands with the wife's best friend" , "shake hands with the unemployed"
"point percy at the porcelain" (go to dunny)
"drive the porcelain bus" (spewing in the dunny)
"technecolour yawn" (spewing)
"got the Flying handycap" (got the runs)
"geez, was her old man a Bullterrier" (not a nice looking girl)
"face like the north end of a southbound cow" (ugly)
"Kiwi's delight" (yard full of sheep)
"thick as a match with the wood shaved off" (skinny person)
"built like a beanpole" ( " )
" built like a greyhound ( " )
"got to drop the pizza on the footpath (go for a spew)

[falcon91]

Sharp as a bowling ball. (Stupid person)
As Bright as a pi##ed on candle. " "
Smooth as hessian jocks. (Uncool person trying to chat up a girl)
A couple of kangaroos loose in the top paddock. (Silly person)
She'll be apples. (Everything is OK)
Useful as pockets in a singlet.(Unhelpful person)
Miss the pink and pot the brown.(Snooker reference but think something else)
I'm so hungry I could eat the arИИ off a low flying duck. (Hungry)

Heaps more, just hang around me for an hour. My missus reckons I sound like Alf from Home & Away! (No-one is that bad on pupose)

[The Monty]

Great Aussie one.... Yeah, nah ИИИИ it.

[BA Bakes]

As rough as hessian undies

Off like a frog in a sock

[Mack 6]

Few ants short of a picnic (kinda dumb)
Packed lunch short of a Picnic (real dumb)
Face like a smashed crab
She's not just been hit with the ugly stick, she's been repeatedly bashed with it.

S hit-tins when referring to a lot of something. Apparently a military thing.

[351ciofgrunt]

If speed kills, Holden drivers must live forever

Yes money talks but mine only says goodbye

If it has tit's or wheels, your gonna have problem`s with it!

If it's one thing I can't stand
It's something I don't like.

Any day above ground is a good day...

It's better to be a smart *** than a dumb ***

A bad day in a Ford, is better than a good day in a Holden

When you're Dumb you gotta be Tough

Nervous as a cat tryin' to cover up crap on a sidewalk

I can resist all things except temptation

Life's a ИИИИ sandwich....take a bite or starve

Once you're past the smell you got her licked

If ya wanna play with the big dogs, ya gotta ИИИИ in the tall grass

A few french fries short of a happy meal

If brains were dynamite, you couldn't blow your nose

If it doesn't fit, force it. If it breaks it needed to be replaced anyway

If it aint broke fix it til it is

Don't force it....get a bigger hammer.

If i had wanted to hear from an *******, I would have farted

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol

I intend to live forever - so far, so good

Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal in 7 states

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.

Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!

If you can't bite, don't growl

better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick

Im not angry, I have mad skills

Busy as a one-legged man in an ***-kicking contest.

I might be mad, but i'm not stupid