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Old 27-07-2006, 11:47 AM   #1
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Default blonde cook book diary

MONDAY
It's fun to cook for Bob. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said
beat 12 eggs
separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.

TUESDAY
Bob wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without
dressing. So I didn't dress.
What a surprise when Bob brought a friend home for supper.

WEDNESDAY
A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the
rice. It seemed kinda
of silly but I took a bath. I can't say it improved the rice any.

THURSDAY
Today Bob asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said prepare
ingredients, then toss on
a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Which is what led up to Bob
asking me why I was rolling
around in the garden.

FRIDAY
I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put all ingredients in bowl
and beat it. There must have
been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was
the same as when I left.

SATURDAY
Bob did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to
dress it for Sunday (oh boy).
For some reason Bob keeps counting to ten.

SUNDAY
Bob's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast. All I could find
was hamburger. Suddenly I had
a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls
for roast. It still came out
hamburger, much to my disappointment.

GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY
This has been a very exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow to come so I
can try out a new recipe
on Bob. If we could just get a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him
with Chocolate Moose.

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Old 27-07-2006, 01:58 PM   #2
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Love it! Chocolate Moose....now that would be a sight!
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Old 27-07-2006, 02:39 PM   #3
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Gold!!
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Old 27-07-2006, 05:47 PM   #4
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hahahahahaha moose.
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Old 27-07-2006, 09:22 PM   #5
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/note to self: Must request Tuesday's recipe to gf
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Old 28-07-2006, 12:46 AM   #6
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A real life "Blonde" moment from a girlfriend:

Wondering why she couldn't open the bottle of wine with the corkscrew?!




It was a screwtop!
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Old 28-07-2006, 02:13 PM   #7
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*yawn* next...
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Old 30-07-2006, 11:42 AM   #8
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how bout you post something entertaining...
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Old 30-07-2006, 07:30 PM   #9
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*yawn* next...
Moron, next.. :
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Old 30-07-2006, 08:29 PM   #10
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Ha ha ha.

I would say Gold but in keeping with the theme perhaps I should say Blonde.

I've got a whole book of blonde jokes and that isn't even in it.
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