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01-08-2006, 02:55 PM
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OIL SHORTAGE
There are a lot of folks who can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in Australia. Well, there's a very simple answer... nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn't know we were getting low. The reason for that is purely geographical. All our oil is in Bass Strait, outback SA., North West Shelf and the Timor Sea........... All our dipsticks are in Canberra. |
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01-08-2006, 02:58 PM
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Yeah and well what are we to do about it then.
As you said the dickheads are in canberra. There is a method to the madness though. All will be shown in time.  :
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01-08-2006, 03:02 PM
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Merry Xmas To All
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01-08-2006, 04:43 PM
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The 'dipsticks' as you have described them, seem to all think that it is a problem for future generations to take care of. How blind they are...
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01-08-2006, 08:49 PM
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Spin 'em Habib !
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pfft future generations , im in it for Numero Uno and the AU !!
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01-08-2006, 10:27 PM
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*Watches the joke go over their heads like a 747*
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01-08-2006, 10:38 PM
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I think the Exxon Valdez stacked bad in the gene pool here...
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02-08-2006, 12:42 AM
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02-08-2006, 07:01 AM
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02-08-2006, 01:25 PM
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02-08-2006, 01:31 PM
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Back in a Ford
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 Received that in an email a few months ago! Quite amusing...
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Oil Shortage?
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