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10-09-2006, 06:24 PM
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Holdens Fall Apart!
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Perth W.A
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Ive herd some funny ones out of this befor. Town Halls. The HQ Premier.
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AU2 XR8, Venom Red, 200kw, K&N Panel Filter, 2.5" Lukey Exhaust
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10-09-2006, 06:27 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Location: Melbourne
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Too drunk to remember?
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10-09-2006, 06:29 PM
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Nitrous Junkie
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Location: Brisbane
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10-09-2006, 06:35 PM
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The Vengeful One
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Tazzy
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Oh god i slept with her lol!! :nutsycuck
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10-09-2006, 06:50 PM
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Starter Motor
Join Date: Mar 2006
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Son named Back Seat
and Daughter named Kitchen Table? lol |
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10-09-2006, 06:51 PM
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Audi S3
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Sydney.
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i would be (according to my old man) "dirty weekend in the hunter valley" and i didnt really want to know, but ya get that.
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10-09-2006, 08:02 PM
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GT4.
Join Date: Dec 2004
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Safeway Sauces and condiments Aisle
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10-09-2006, 08:09 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: QLD - Townsville
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even better if it was the tea room
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10-09-2006, 08:13 PM
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Central to all beach's
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Alice Springs
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Bed.....
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10-09-2006, 08:19 PM
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Regular Member
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Mornington, Vic
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"A Miracle".....a miracle his dad could even do it due to the amount of alcohol consumed, and a miracle for the fact that I think we had actually both passed out halfway through the act. Classy!!
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10-09-2006, 08:20 PM
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true blue from "The BOG"
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Melbourne
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first name : Sherbrook Forest
second name : ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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10-09-2006, 08:25 PM
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iRegular crossmember
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: in good 'ol WA
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i would be 'in the back of a HZ panelvan' im serious lol.
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10-09-2006, 08:39 PM
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Nitrous Junkie
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Brisbane
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One of my mates "kids" would be called: cabin of a wrecked/spare parts 80's hilux.
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10-09-2006, 08:58 PM
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"WHEEZER" POWERED
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Western Suburbs, Victoria
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Jail !
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10-09-2006, 09:13 PM
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As in 'best there ever'
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Bayswater, VIC
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Well, judging by what I've been told (won't type it here, there's no way in hell it's getting through the censors), it's actually turned out to be one of my more common 'nicknames' after all.
My old man, aye. What a charmer. **shrugs** Use your imagination for that one, ladies and gents. Where, as far as the eye can see, does the process of conception normally appear to take place? Mmm... Thank you, and enjoy your dinner. |
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10-09-2006, 09:31 PM
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Turning towards the dark
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Mudgee
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my daughter would be "Pool at some s****y resort in Maroochydore", and my son would be something like "Drunken shag in a shower at a mate's at 4am"
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10-09-2006, 09:58 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Brisbane North
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My Sons name would probably be "Ballyseede Castle", In Tralee in Ireland...!!!
But It could actually have been any hotel on that trip... lolThat one night in the castle including dinner and 'copious' amounts of drink came to about $650 australian $$! Yikes... and it will continue to cost me for at least 18 years! |
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10-09-2006, 10:26 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 8,303
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I think I was named "immaculate". Sif my parents did that!
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10-09-2006, 10:30 PM
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Location: SYDNEY
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my daughter would be . 2nds to make sure.
and my son would be ..stool. |
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: NoBLe ParK NoRth
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10-09-2006, 10:46 PM
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My kids think I'm cool
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Location: Perth, WA
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Bed.....
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10-09-2006, 10:46 PM
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Location: Bundoora
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first name backatha second name ute?
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10-09-2006, 10:49 PM
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As in 'best there ever'
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Location: Bayswater, VIC
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10-09-2006, 10:57 PM
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I love AU XR8s
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Gold Coast QLD
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house? 
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10-09-2006, 10:58 PM
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Moderator
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Adelaide SA
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my wife calls me the same thing
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10-09-2006, 11:21 PM
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let it burn
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: QUEENSLANDER!!!!!
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Mullumbimby Madness, couldnt narrow it further than that.
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11-09-2006, 01:31 AM
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my other ride is the bus.
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Under a rock.
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My sister Im sure would be called "laboratory"
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11-09-2006, 03:45 AM
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Holdens Fall Apart!
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Perth W.A
Posts: 881
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dont know were i was made AND I DONT WANT TO KNOW!
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11-09-2006, 09:51 AM
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dazed&confused
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: in the shed of invention
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our youngest child wouldnt be named after a place more like an object
broken rubber
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ban frangipanis beauty is only skin deep. ugly goes all the way to the bone. |
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11-09-2006, 10:22 AM
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Weezland
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Sydney,workshop mod
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How did you "earn" that one.. |
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What Would Your Kid Be Called If You Named Them After The Place They Were Conceived?
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