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21-12-2006, 01:52 PM
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I see you....
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The fat guy on that show 'Lost' has been on a desert island for months....but he's still fat
Victoria cops have bright yellow traffic ops cars to act as a visual deterant to increase the visability of the police presence on the roads ...yet speed camera cars are unmarked and undercover? If all the science that is devoted to anti ageing creams, shampoo development, cosmetics, shaving etc was devoted to helping mankind would we already have a cure for cancer? When you go to a concert to see a top band they play for 2.5 hours with a 15 minute break - go to a pub to see a band and they can't play for 20 minutes without 'having a short break' for the next 30 minutes? Any one else think of things like this? |
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21-12-2006, 01:54 PM
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1967 XR Falcon
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Why is it that we are going to run out of water and die from pollution and gases, thats the government dosnt spend money to save us all including themselves?
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21-12-2006, 02:18 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Location: Sydney
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Question: How do you make a car/s appear on my street?
Answer: Sit in my car in the driveway, select reverse and go to pull out - a line of cars will magically appear. Why is it so?
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1966 Ford Mustang coupe. 347 stroker, PA reverse manual C4, TCE high stall converter, B&M Pro Ratchet, Edelbrock alum heads, Edelbrock intake manifold, MSD ignition, Holley Street HP 750 CFM carb, gilmer drive, wrapped Hooker Super Comp Headers, dual 3" straight through exhaust, Bilstein shocks, custom springs, full poly suspension, American Racing rims, Open Tracker roller spring saddles and shelby drop. Still to go - Holley Sniper EFI with integrated fuel cell. |
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21-12-2006, 02:26 PM
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AFF Post NAZI
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Why is it that Ford are so nice and everything when you go in and buy a car. yet when something goes wrong they treat you like a cow in a slaughter house........
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21-12-2006, 02:28 PM
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An Old Boss™©
 
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 : Along those lines though, why is it that mankind, for all our engineering breakthroughs, can't develop an unbreakable well-built collapsible umbrella!!!! It's not much to ask in the big scheme of things is it? Just an umbrella that is well built enough to be able to handle any gust of wind without flipping inside out and destroying itself, one that expands to offer a decent area of coverage, and can then collapse into a handy pocket size! :lookedat:
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21-12-2006, 02:38 PM
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Just slidin'
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Why does 7/11, open 24/7 all days of the year, have locks on the doors?
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21-12-2006, 02:42 PM
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Why is it when you go and buy a car it is the greatest and every option costs bigtime
But when you trade it every option is worthless |
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21-12-2006, 03:16 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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21-12-2006, 03:18 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Why is the ONLY governmant form that you fill out with an erasable pencil and do not need any ID whatsoever, a ballot, the one used to elect the government?
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21-12-2006, 05:05 PM
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Spin 'em Habib !
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why is it , when all the tim tams are gone , that genie doesnt appear and fill em up again , what a Zub !
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21-12-2006, 05:29 PM
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Official AFF conservative
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Ive always wondered.... Why is it.... that the people in our society who earn the most money... are the ones who never have to spend a cent of their own money on transport, parking and food?
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21-12-2006, 05:45 PM
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It'll Buff Out.
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Location: Newcastle NSW
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Why is it that you can always get a loan when you have enough money to pay for something, but cant get one when your strapped for cash?
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When life hands you lemons, take them. Free stuff is awesome. |
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21-12-2006, 07:40 PM
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Weezland
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Location: Sydney,workshop mod
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Why is it every time you see a huge record class boar,your carrying a .22
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21-12-2006, 07:47 PM
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Why is it, that every time I hit a hole in one, there's nobody there to see it?
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21-12-2006, 07:55 PM
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Starter Motor
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Bundaberg
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Why Is It When U Just Finished Washin Your Car, Dried It And Than It Pours Rain Makes It All Dirty.
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21-12-2006, 10:05 PM
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eskyman
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why is it that farmers complain because its too dry but they dont want it to rain because it will kill every thing
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22-12-2006, 07:55 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Why is it that 100 years on, desoite all the advances in computers and technology, there is still no substitute for having 4 very expensive pieces of rubber on a car that wear out every 20,000kms.
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1966 Ford Mustang coupe. 347 stroker, PA reverse manual C4, TCE high stall converter, B&M Pro Ratchet, Edelbrock alum heads, Edelbrock intake manifold, MSD ignition, Holley Street HP 750 CFM carb, gilmer drive, wrapped Hooker Super Comp Headers, dual 3" straight through exhaust, Bilstein shocks, custom springs, full poly suspension, American Racing rims, Open Tracker roller spring saddles and shelby drop. Still to go - Holley Sniper EFI with integrated fuel cell. |
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22-12-2006, 03:40 PM
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Behind The Mixing Desk
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Here's some light-hearted ones:
Why do they call them APARTments when they're so close together? Why does Sour Cream have an expiry date? How come they don't make the entire plane out of the same material as the 'indestructible' Black Box? Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word? Why is there no other word for Thesaurus?
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22-12-2006, 04:00 PM
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22-12-2006, 05:57 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Phonetic. You'd think that would be spelt the way it sounds!
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22-12-2006, 06:16 PM
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Walking with God
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Why is the aforementioned "black box" called such, if in fact it's a bright orange colour?
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22-12-2006, 06:17 PM
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Walking with God
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22-12-2006, 07:24 PM
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Starter Motor
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22-12-2006, 07:38 PM
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Why is it tarzan doesnt have a beard...
If we evolved from apes why are there still apes...
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22-12-2006, 11:29 PM
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What's green is gold
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Why does the majority of the worlds income depends on something we dig out of the ground and is not infinite?
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23-12-2006, 12:11 AM
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Professional Mouse Jockey
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Why is it I can never think of good things to say until its too late.....
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Why is it........?
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