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Old 23-01-2007, 08:17 PM   #1
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Wink Redneck Pick Up Lines.....

Redneck Man's pick up lines

1) Did you fart?

cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded?

cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea ..

I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card?

cuz I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?

cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you in I were Squirrels,

I'd store my nuts inyer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,

but beauty's only a light switch away.

8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"

Woman - "WHAT?"

Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,

but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?

I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til

afternoon.

and.... the best for last!

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,

every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

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Old 23-01-2007, 08:30 PM   #2
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3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea ..

I can't hold it in.


7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,

but beauty's only a light switch away.

8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"

Woman - "WHAT?"

Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."
Heheh, they're good.

Better variation of 8;
Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
Enough to break the ice!

Yep.. I got 9-10 beers shouted and a couple numbers from that one :
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Old 23-01-2007, 08:39 PM   #3
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crap.
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Old 23-01-2007, 08:42 PM   #4
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crap.
I think that's the point of them ;)
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Old 23-01-2007, 08:49 PM   #5
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LOL, Did anyone else find them self reading them out Cleetus style, or was it just me.
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Old 23-01-2007, 09:13 PM   #6
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How would you like to something you havent seen before?
Like the soles of your feet in my side view mirrors.
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Old 23-01-2007, 09:17 PM   #7
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LOL, Did anyone else find them self reading them out Cleetus style, or was it just me.
Yep.. It don't sound da same other wise.
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Old 23-01-2007, 09:48 PM   #8
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"Does this rag smell like chloroform?"

Best. Pickup-Line. Ever.
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Old 23-01-2007, 10:00 PM   #9
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Their such a class type of human.
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Old 23-01-2007, 11:37 PM   #10
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Only 2 pick-up lines needed

1/ Do ya or don't ya.....(50% chance or a slap in the face)

2/(Sympathetic approach) drop it in their hand and "start crying"
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Old 24-01-2007, 01:33 PM   #11
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Old 24-01-2007, 01:44 PM   #12
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2/(Sympathetic approach) drop it in their hand and "start crying"
Haha, that'd be so awesome if it ever worked. :
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Old 24-01-2007, 01:54 PM   #13
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Old 24-01-2007, 06:39 PM   #14
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You gotta love this hillbilly

CLEETUS the AFF fanatic
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Old 24-01-2007, 06:56 PM   #15
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Their such a class type of human.
I feel for the Rotti having to live with them 2, he deserves a better life
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Old 24-01-2007, 08:17 PM   #16
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i tried the lines but they didnt work for me, what am i doing wrong? is my mullet not long enough or are there not enough guns in my gun rack?
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Old 24-01-2007, 08:47 PM   #17
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i tried the lines but they didnt work for me, what am i doing wrong? is my mullet not long enough or are there not enough guns in my gun rack?
your flanny is the wrong colour :P
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Old 25-01-2007, 01:39 AM   #18
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Have you ever been bush walking? Did you ever strip over any stones? How about a root?
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Old 25-01-2007, 10:02 AM   #19
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Babe, if you were a door... I'd bang you all night long
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Old 25-01-2007, 12:43 PM   #20
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Don't you love in the pic that he actually merged a bogan flanny and ripped jeans with formal jacket.

He goes the flower, but hey no sleeves.....cause sleeves are for sissys



As always the shoes makith the man

hang on....take a closer look.......PHOTOSHOP !!!!!!!
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Old 25-01-2007, 02:49 PM   #21
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the whole thing is photoshoped, the can in his hand is all wrong. Still funny though
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Old 25-01-2007, 07:23 PM   #22
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I'll Love you like a snow storm.
I'll give you 8 to 10inches,
and you won't be able to leave the house for 3 days
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Old 25-01-2007, 10:50 PM   #23
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You got a purdy mouth..
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Old 25-01-2007, 11:29 PM   #24
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Your trailer or mine, sis?
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Old 26-01-2007, 12:06 AM   #25
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Their such a class type of human.
so the guy in the middle is the best man
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Old 26-01-2007, 12:51 AM   #26
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Salesman knocks at the trailer door, Cletus Bobby Jones Jr answers:

"Ah, Hang ong won munit, I jus go assk ma wife...........A'H HEY MAAAA"
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Old 26-01-2007, 04:11 PM   #27
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"Does this rag smell like chloroform?"

Best. Pickup-Line. Ever.
Nearly the best. Best is:

Does this drink taste like rohipnol?
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